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9781595148353 English 1595148353 "A sparkling, unabashedly feminist debut." "Kirkus Reviews," Starred Review"A perfect match for fans of Rainbow Rowell's "Fangirl."" "Booklist" Cross Veronica Mars with MTV's Daria, and you ll get Scarlett Epstein, the snarky, judgmental, and often hilarious star of "Scarlett Epstein Hates It Here," a witty and heartwarming novel that s perfect for fans of David Arnold s "Mosquitoland"and Kody Keplinger s "The Duff." Meet Scarlett Epstein, BNF (Big Name Fan) in her online community of fanfiction writers, world-class nobody at Melville High. Her best (read: only) IRL friends are Avery, a painfully shy and annoyingly attractive bookworm, and Ruth, her pot-smoking, possibly insane seventy-three-year-old neighbor. When Scarlett s beloved TV show is canceled and her longtime crush, Gideon, is sucked out of her orbit and into the dark and distant world of Populars, Scarlett turns to the fanfic message boards for comfort. This time, though, her subjects aren t the swoon-worthy stars of her fave series they re the real-life kids from her high school.Scarlett never considers what might happen if they were to find out what she truly thinks about them...until a dramatic series of events exposes a very different reality than Scarlett's stories, forever transforming her approach to relationships both online and off.", "A sparkling, unabashedly feminist debut." "Kirkus, "starred review Cross Veronica Mars with MTV's Daria, and you ll get Scarlett Epstein, the snarky, judgmental, and often hilarious star of "Scarlett Epstein Hates It Here," a witty and heartwarming novel that s perfect for fans of David Arnold s "Mosquitoland"and Kody Keplinger s "The Duff." Meet Scarlett Epstein, BNF (Big Name Fan) in her online community of fanfiction writers, world-class nobody at Melville High. Her best (read: only) IRL friends are Avery, a painfully shy and annoyingly attractive bookworm, and Ruth, her pot-smoking, possibly insane seventy-three-year-old neighbor. When Scarlett s beloved TV show is canceled and her longtime crush, Gideon, is sucked out of her orbit and into the dark and distant world of Populars, Scarlett turns to the fanfic message boards for comfort. This time, though, her subjects aren t the swoon-worthy stars of her fave series they re the real-life kids from her high school.Scarlett never considers what might happen if they were to find out what she truly thinks about them...until a dramatic series of events exposes a very different reality than Scarlett's stories, forever transforming her approach to relationships both online and off. A very funny, very smart, very real story that works on every level. Scarlett Epstein is the hardest kind of character to pull off: someone at once heart-stirringly familiar and totally unique. Anna Breslaw has a beautifully calibrated ear for how people talk, type, and think." Jesse Andrews, "New York Times" bestselling author of "Me and Earl and the Dying Girl" "Laughs, pop culture, and heart: Welcome to Anna Breslaw's world. You'll love it here." DC Pierson, author of "Crap Kingdom" and "The Boy Who Couldn't Sleep and Never Had To" "Scarlett Epstein is so funny and smart it makes me wish "I" were her when "I" was a dorky Jewish teen." Megan Amram, author of "Science For Her " Fresh, raw, immediate and true. "Scarlett Epstein Hates It Here "feels so hip and now and yet somehow echoes back to Judy Blume. I fell in love with Scarlett and cried the kind of reading tears that slide down your temples and pool in your ears. It s also laugh-through-your-tears funny, though, and gets five Jersey tomatoes from this girl who knows Jersey. Wendy Wunder, author of "The Probability of Miracles" and "The Museum of Intangible Things"", "A sparkling, unabashedly feminist debut." -- Kirkus Reviews , Starred Review "A perfect match for fans of Rainbow Rowell's Fangirl ." -- Booklist Cross Veronica Mars with MTV's Daria, and you'll get Scarlett Epstein, the snarky, judgmental, and often hilarious star of Scarlett Epstein Hates It Here , a witty and heartwarming novel that's perfect for fans of David Arnold's Mosquitoland and Kody Keplinger's The Duff. Meet Scarlett Epstein, BNF (Big Name Fan) in her online community of fanfiction writers, world-class nobody at Melville High. Her best (read: only) IRL friends are Avery, a painfully shy and annoyingly attractive bookworm, and Ruth, her pot-smoking, possibly insane seventy-three-year-old neighbor. When Scarlett's beloved TV show is canceled and her longtime crush, Gideon, is sucked out of her orbit and into the dark and distant world of Populars, Scarlett turns to the fanfic message boards for comfort. This time, though, her subjects aren't the swoon-worthy stars of her fave series--they're the real-life kids from her high school. Scarlett never considers what might happen if they were to find out what she truly thinks about them...until a dramatic series of events exposes a very different reality than Scarlett's stories, forever transforming her approach to relationships--both online and off., "A sparkling, unabashedly feminist debut." -- Kirkus, starred review Cross Veronica Mars with MTV's Daria, and you'll get Scarlett Epstein, the snarky, judgmental, and often hilarious star of Scarlett Epstein Hates It Here , a witty and heartwarming novel that's perfect for fans of David Arnold's Mosquitoland and Kody Keplinger's The Duff. Meet Scarlett Epstein, BNF (Big Name Fan) in her online community of fanfiction writers, world-class nobody at Melville High. Her best (read: only) IRL friends are Avery, a painfully shy and annoyingly attractive bookworm, and Ruth, her pot-smoking, possibly insane seventy-three-year-old neighbor. When Scarlett's beloved TV show is canceled and her longtime crush, Gideon, is sucked out of her orbit and into the dark and distant world of Populars, Scarlett turns to the fanfic message boards for comfort. This time, though, her subjects aren't the swoon-worthy stars of her fave series--they're the real-life kids from her high school. Scarlett never considers what might happen if they were to find out what she truly thinks about them...until a dramatic series of events exposes a very different reality than Scarlett's stories, forever transforming her approach to relationships--both online and off. "A very funny, very smart, very real story that works on every level. Scarlett Epstein is the hardest kind of character to pull off: someone at once heart-stirringly familiar and totally unique. Anna Breslaw has a beautifully calibrated ear for how people talk, type, and think." --Jesse Andrews, New York Times bestselling author of Me and Earl and the Dying Girl "Laughs, pop culture, and heart: Welcome to Anna Breslaw's world. You'll love it here." -- DC Pierson, author of Crap Kingdom and The Boy Who Couldn't Sleep and Never Had To "Scarlett Epstein is so funny and smart it makes me wish I were her when I was a dorky Jewish teen." -- Megan Amram, author of Science...For Her! "Fresh, raw, immediate and true. Scarlett Epstein Hates It Here feels so hip and now and yet somehow echoes back to Judy Blume. I fell in love with Scarlett and cried the kind of reading tears that slide down your temples and pool in your ears. It's also laugh-through-your-tears funny, though, and gets five Jersey tomatoes from this girl who knows Jersey." -- Wendy Wunder, author of The Probability of Miracles and The Museum of Intangible Things, Cross Veronica Mars with MTV's Daria, and you'll get Scarlett Epstein, the snarky, judgmental, and often hilarious star of Scarlett Epstein Hates It Here , a witty and heartwarming novel that's perfect for fans of David Arnold's Mosquitoland and Kody Keplinger's The Duff. "Absolutely delightful, the kind of book you'll be reading for an hour before you realize you've been grinning the whole time." -- Buzzfeed "A sparkling, unabashedly feminist debut." -- Kirkus Reviews , Starred Review "Rainbow Rowell's Fangirl meets Harriet the Spy in this coming-of-age tale filled with emotional resonance."-- TeenVogue.com Meet Scarlett Epstein, BNF (Big Name Fan) in her online community of fanfiction writers, world-class nobody at Melville High. Her best (read: only) IRL friends are Avery, a painfully shy and annoyingly attractive bookworm, and Ruth, her pot-smoking, possibly insane seventy-three-year-old neighbor. When Scarlett's beloved TV show is canceled and her longtime crush, Gideon, is sucked out of her orbit and into the dark and distant world of Populars, Scarlett turns to the fanfic message boards for comfort. This time, though, her subjects aren't the swoon-worthy stars of her fave series--they're the real-life kids from her high school. Scarlett never considers what might happen if they were to find out what she truly thinks about them...until a dramatic series of events exposes a very different reality than Scarlett's stories, forever transforming her approach to relationships--both online and off., If Amy Schumer and Rainbow Rowell had a baby, she d be Anna Breslaw. "Scarlett Epstein Hates It Here "is a witty, hilarious, heartwarming novel that s perfect for fans of David Arnold s "Mosquitoland" and Maria Semple s "Where d You Go, Bernadette"? Meet Scarlett Epstein, BNF (Big Name Fan) in her online community of fanfiction writers, world-class nobody at Melville High. Her best (read: only) IRL friends are Avery, a painfully shy and annoyingly attractive bookworm, and Ruth, her pot-smoking, possibly insane seventy-three-year-old neighbor. When Scarlett s beloved TV show is canceled and her longtime crush, Gideon, is sucked out of her orbit and into the dark and distant world of Populars, Scarlett turns to the fanfic message boards for comfort. This time, though, her subjects aren t the swoon-worthy stars of her fave series they re the real-life kids from her high school.Scarlett never considers what might happen if they were to find out what she truly thinks about them...until a dramatic series of events exposes a very different reality than Scarlett's stories, forever transforming her approach to relationships both online and off. A very funny, very smart, very real story that works on every level. Scarlett Epstein is the hardest kind of character to pull off: someone at once heart-stirringly familiar and totally unique. Anna Breslaw has a beautifully calibrated ear for how people talk, type, and think." Jesse Andrews, "New York Times" bestselling author of "Me and Earl and the Dying Girl" "Laughs, pop culture, and heart: Welcome to Anna Breslaw's world. You'll love it here." DC Pierson, author of "Crap Kingdom" and "The Boy Who Couldn't Sleep and Never Had To" "Scarlett Epstein is so funny and smart it makes me wish "I" were her when "I" was a dorky Jewish teen." Megan Amram, author of "Science For Her " Fresh, raw, immediate and true. "Scarlett Epstein Hates It Here "feels so hip and now and yet somehow echoes back to Judy Blume. I fell in love with Scarlett and cried the kind of reading tears that slide down your temples and pool in your ears. It s also laugh-through-your-tears funny, though, and gets five Jersey tomatoes from this girl who knows Jersey. Wendy Wunder, author of "The Probability of Miracles" and "The Museum of Intangible Things""
9781595148353 English 1595148353 "A sparkling, unabashedly feminist debut." "Kirkus Reviews," Starred Review"A perfect match for fans of Rainbow Rowell's "Fangirl."" "Booklist" Cross Veronica Mars with MTV's Daria, and you ll get Scarlett Epstein, the snarky, judgmental, and often hilarious star of "Scarlett Epstein Hates It Here," a witty and heartwarming novel that s perfect for fans of David Arnold s "Mosquitoland"and Kody Keplinger s "The Duff." Meet Scarlett Epstein, BNF (Big Name Fan) in her online community of fanfiction writers, world-class nobody at Melville High. Her best (read: only) IRL friends are Avery, a painfully shy and annoyingly attractive bookworm, and Ruth, her pot-smoking, possibly insane seventy-three-year-old neighbor. When Scarlett s beloved TV show is canceled and her longtime crush, Gideon, is sucked out of her orbit and into the dark and distant world of Populars, Scarlett turns to the fanfic message boards for comfort. This time, though, her subjects aren t the swoon-worthy stars of her fave series they re the real-life kids from her high school.Scarlett never considers what might happen if they were to find out what she truly thinks about them...until a dramatic series of events exposes a very different reality than Scarlett's stories, forever transforming her approach to relationships both online and off.", "A sparkling, unabashedly feminist debut." "Kirkus, "starred review Cross Veronica Mars with MTV's Daria, and you ll get Scarlett Epstein, the snarky, judgmental, and often hilarious star of "Scarlett Epstein Hates It Here," a witty and heartwarming novel that s perfect for fans of David Arnold s "Mosquitoland"and Kody Keplinger s "The Duff." Meet Scarlett Epstein, BNF (Big Name Fan) in her online community of fanfiction writers, world-class nobody at Melville High. Her best (read: only) IRL friends are Avery, a painfully shy and annoyingly attractive bookworm, and Ruth, her pot-smoking, possibly insane seventy-three-year-old neighbor. When Scarlett s beloved TV show is canceled and her longtime crush, Gideon, is sucked out of her orbit and into the dark and distant world of Populars, Scarlett turns to the fanfic message boards for comfort. This time, though, her subjects aren t the swoon-worthy stars of her fave series they re the real-life kids from her high school.Scarlett never considers what might happen if they were to find out what she truly thinks about them...until a dramatic series of events exposes a very different reality than Scarlett's stories, forever transforming her approach to relationships both online and off. A very funny, very smart, very real story that works on every level. Scarlett Epstein is the hardest kind of character to pull off: someone at once heart-stirringly familiar and totally unique. Anna Breslaw has a beautifully calibrated ear for how people talk, type, and think." Jesse Andrews, "New York Times" bestselling author of "Me and Earl and the Dying Girl" "Laughs, pop culture, and heart: Welcome to Anna Breslaw's world. You'll love it here." DC Pierson, author of "Crap Kingdom" and "The Boy Who Couldn't Sleep and Never Had To" "Scarlett Epstein is so funny and smart it makes me wish "I" were her when "I" was a dorky Jewish teen." Megan Amram, author of "Science For Her " Fresh, raw, immediate and true. "Scarlett Epstein Hates It Here "feels so hip and now and yet somehow echoes back to Judy Blume. I fell in love with Scarlett and cried the kind of reading tears that slide down your temples and pool in your ears. It s also laugh-through-your-tears funny, though, and gets five Jersey tomatoes from this girl who knows Jersey. Wendy Wunder, author of "The Probability of Miracles" and "The Museum of Intangible Things"", "A sparkling, unabashedly feminist debut." -- Kirkus Reviews , Starred Review "A perfect match for fans of Rainbow Rowell's Fangirl ." -- Booklist Cross Veronica Mars with MTV's Daria, and you'll get Scarlett Epstein, the snarky, judgmental, and often hilarious star of Scarlett Epstein Hates It Here , a witty and heartwarming novel that's perfect for fans of David Arnold's Mosquitoland and Kody Keplinger's The Duff. Meet Scarlett Epstein, BNF (Big Name Fan) in her online community of fanfiction writers, world-class nobody at Melville High. Her best (read: only) IRL friends are Avery, a painfully shy and annoyingly attractive bookworm, and Ruth, her pot-smoking, possibly insane seventy-three-year-old neighbor. When Scarlett's beloved TV show is canceled and her longtime crush, Gideon, is sucked out of her orbit and into the dark and distant world of Populars, Scarlett turns to the fanfic message boards for comfort. This time, though, her subjects aren't the swoon-worthy stars of her fave series--they're the real-life kids from her high school. Scarlett never considers what might happen if they were to find out what she truly thinks about them...until a dramatic series of events exposes a very different reality than Scarlett's stories, forever transforming her approach to relationships--both online and off., "A sparkling, unabashedly feminist debut." -- Kirkus, starred review Cross Veronica Mars with MTV's Daria, and you'll get Scarlett Epstein, the snarky, judgmental, and often hilarious star of Scarlett Epstein Hates It Here , a witty and heartwarming novel that's perfect for fans of David Arnold's Mosquitoland and Kody Keplinger's The Duff. Meet Scarlett Epstein, BNF (Big Name Fan) in her online community of fanfiction writers, world-class nobody at Melville High. Her best (read: only) IRL friends are Avery, a painfully shy and annoyingly attractive bookworm, and Ruth, her pot-smoking, possibly insane seventy-three-year-old neighbor. When Scarlett's beloved TV show is canceled and her longtime crush, Gideon, is sucked out of her orbit and into the dark and distant world of Populars, Scarlett turns to the fanfic message boards for comfort. This time, though, her subjects aren't the swoon-worthy stars of her fave series--they're the real-life kids from her high school. Scarlett never considers what might happen if they were to find out what she truly thinks about them...until a dramatic series of events exposes a very different reality than Scarlett's stories, forever transforming her approach to relationships--both online and off. "A very funny, very smart, very real story that works on every level. Scarlett Epstein is the hardest kind of character to pull off: someone at once heart-stirringly familiar and totally unique. Anna Breslaw has a beautifully calibrated ear for how people talk, type, and think." --Jesse Andrews, New York Times bestselling author of Me and Earl and the Dying Girl "Laughs, pop culture, and heart: Welcome to Anna Breslaw's world. You'll love it here." -- DC Pierson, author of Crap Kingdom and The Boy Who Couldn't Sleep and Never Had To "Scarlett Epstein is so funny and smart it makes me wish I were her when I was a dorky Jewish teen." -- Megan Amram, author of Science...For Her! "Fresh, raw, immediate and true. Scarlett Epstein Hates It Here feels so hip and now and yet somehow echoes back to Judy Blume. I fell in love with Scarlett and cried the kind of reading tears that slide down your temples and pool in your ears. It's also laugh-through-your-tears funny, though, and gets five Jersey tomatoes from this girl who knows Jersey." -- Wendy Wunder, author of The Probability of Miracles and The Museum of Intangible Things, Cross Veronica Mars with MTV's Daria, and you'll get Scarlett Epstein, the snarky, judgmental, and often hilarious star of Scarlett Epstein Hates It Here , a witty and heartwarming novel that's perfect for fans of David Arnold's Mosquitoland and Kody Keplinger's The Duff. "Absolutely delightful, the kind of book you'll be reading for an hour before you realize you've been grinning the whole time." -- Buzzfeed "A sparkling, unabashedly feminist debut." -- Kirkus Reviews , Starred Review "Rainbow Rowell's Fangirl meets Harriet the Spy in this coming-of-age tale filled with emotional resonance."-- TeenVogue.com Meet Scarlett Epstein, BNF (Big Name Fan) in her online community of fanfiction writers, world-class nobody at Melville High. Her best (read: only) IRL friends are Avery, a painfully shy and annoyingly attractive bookworm, and Ruth, her pot-smoking, possibly insane seventy-three-year-old neighbor. When Scarlett's beloved TV show is canceled and her longtime crush, Gideon, is sucked out of her orbit and into the dark and distant world of Populars, Scarlett turns to the fanfic message boards for comfort. This time, though, her subjects aren't the swoon-worthy stars of her fave series--they're the real-life kids from her high school. Scarlett never considers what might happen if they were to find out what she truly thinks about them...until a dramatic series of events exposes a very different reality than Scarlett's stories, forever transforming her approach to relationships--both online and off., If Amy Schumer and Rainbow Rowell had a baby, she d be Anna Breslaw. "Scarlett Epstein Hates It Here "is a witty, hilarious, heartwarming novel that s perfect for fans of David Arnold s "Mosquitoland" and Maria Semple s "Where d You Go, Bernadette"? Meet Scarlett Epstein, BNF (Big Name Fan) in her online community of fanfiction writers, world-class nobody at Melville High. Her best (read: only) IRL friends are Avery, a painfully shy and annoyingly attractive bookworm, and Ruth, her pot-smoking, possibly insane seventy-three-year-old neighbor. When Scarlett s beloved TV show is canceled and her longtime crush, Gideon, is sucked out of her orbit and into the dark and distant world of Populars, Scarlett turns to the fanfic message boards for comfort. This time, though, her subjects aren t the swoon-worthy stars of her fave series they re the real-life kids from her high school.Scarlett never considers what might happen if they were to find out what she truly thinks about them...until a dramatic series of events exposes a very different reality than Scarlett's stories, forever transforming her approach to relationships both online and off. A very funny, very smart, very real story that works on every level. Scarlett Epstein is the hardest kind of character to pull off: someone at once heart-stirringly familiar and totally unique. Anna Breslaw has a beautifully calibrated ear for how people talk, type, and think." Jesse Andrews, "New York Times" bestselling author of "Me and Earl and the Dying Girl" "Laughs, pop culture, and heart: Welcome to Anna Breslaw's world. You'll love it here." DC Pierson, author of "Crap Kingdom" and "The Boy Who Couldn't Sleep and Never Had To" "Scarlett Epstein is so funny and smart it makes me wish "I" were her when "I" was a dorky Jewish teen." Megan Amram, author of "Science For Her " Fresh, raw, immediate and true. "Scarlett Epstein Hates It Here "feels so hip and now and yet somehow echoes back to Judy Blume. I fell in love with Scarlett and cried the kind of reading tears that slide down your temples and pool in your ears. It s also laugh-through-your-tears funny, though, and gets five Jersey tomatoes from this girl who knows Jersey. Wendy Wunder, author of "The Probability of Miracles" and "The Museum of Intangible Things""